Robert Parker had the bright idea to crowdsource to the Nine a carousing table for Marlinko with some specific Hill...

Robert Parker had the bright idea to crowdsource to the Nine a carousing table for Marlinko with some specific Hill Cantonsy items. We had fun brainstorming a few last night. 

Ok so far this is what we got:
1. Woke up naked and hung over on the cold dark floor of the Tomb of the Town Gods.
2. You're jonesing for your next hruz hruz (hallucinogenic mollusk paste) fix. Welcome to addiction.
3. Got wasted last night and stole a giant robin from Hurloj's guild. Oh shit. 
4. Dueled a bravo in Sullen Apiarian contrada and just a nasty cut. (Start the adventure with XX less hp?)
5. Apparently one can indeed eat too much white gravy and halushky.

Comments

  1. Michael MoscripMarch 19, 2015 at 9:10 AM

    x. Covered in dried blood. You may be a new initiate in the Church of the Blood Jesus.

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  2. cole longMarch 19, 2015 at 10:55 AM

    Wait, where did this idol come from? Ratchet up the Chaos Index by __

    ReplyDelete
  3. Chris KutalikMarch 19, 2015 at 4:32 PM

    cc Humza K James Aulds Anthony Picaro Evan Elkins

    ReplyDelete
  4. Michael MoscripMarch 19, 2015 at 5:32 PM

    x. You pronounced the plum brandy wrong, and are now technically an indentured servant.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Chris KutalikMarch 19, 2015 at 5:53 PM

    Brilliant Michael!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Michael MoscripMarch 19, 2015 at 5:59 PM

    Even a busted watch tells the truth twice a day.

    ReplyDelete
  7. James AuldsMarch 19, 2015 at 9:06 PM

    Tattoo of wrong color team

    ReplyDelete
  8. cole longMarch 20, 2015 at 4:44 AM

    that's not gonna turn out well! James Aulds

    ReplyDelete

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